Terrible Off-Brands and Bootlegs


To clean myself I use Dave- Beauty Cream Bar! So, a way a lot of Chinese companies get around pesky copyright problems, is to take an intellectual property and completely throw it on its fucking head and just f*cking wreck sh*t. And we’re gonna be mocking those today. Do-Don’t have you a mine! Google Toilet Roll? Fuck yeah! 100% virgin pulp???… (mexican accent)
Ratón azul de la velocidad… Blue Speed Mouse! *laugh again* Here comes… Trans Boy! Get ready for…” PUBESCENT FROG OF SILENT WAR. New game color: Terrifying 911! wait… Yeah, 9/11 wasn’t in color, was it? Adimas, Didasa, Daiads, Adadas, Abibos Abibag, Abibas, Xinertai, Admlis, Adadis Abcids, Avivas, Mockba, Adivor, Adididas, Adidos, Aile, Wandanu, Sdidsa… S P O R T S ! Condenscending Online Man. *just laugh* Sharp Hand Joe. Is that meant to be Freddy Krueger? Who’s Sharp Hand Joe? ???????? Where did you come from, Where did you go? Where did you come from, SHARP HAND JOE Unbelievable, THIS IS NOT BUTTER! “I don’t believe it!” Michaelsoft Binbows. Where’s the Stripey Dude? Where is he?? Where is the stripey dude????? It’s just like a genuine concern… Where is he??! Burger Madam and Sir HANNAH MONTAN! Child Potter’s Teacher Wizard. You can see in his eyes that he is wise beyond his years. When you go to a parent’s meeting. “Eat Pant!” is one of Boi Sampson’s trademark catchphrases. Boi uses it to express his rebellious attitude, usually towards authority figures. He pulls his shorts down, and shakes his butt at people, just to offend them.
Boi first said it when he was in kindergarten to Principal Skinner, when his misbehaving was revealed in Gerls Sax.
On some occasions, the phrase was taken literally, such as when Boi was teasing a donkey and the donkey really did eat pant
When Boi developed his own line of novelty T-shirts, he used the phrase on one of his shirts: “Stop World Hunger, Eat Pant! No cows, man. “I’ve decided when we inevitably make merch, we’re having eat pant
as one of the…” Sean Connery vs THE COCK 48 IN ONE What is this film?? S K Y P E Watch out, it’s the JUICE DEMON. the optical frequency for any deformed car. HARRY POTTER OBAMA! HARRY POTTER 2: O B A M A I have a feeling that this is the colour blind variant of Sonic the Hedgehog No, he’s still blue! would you like to do the next one, George? yeah, go ahead. The rice is strange Just a young asian girl looking concerned about the strangeness of the rice. That was pretty apt, actually. i’ll give you that It’s BOI AND MOM S A M P S O N .
(creativity) It’s the S A M P S O N S . *attack of laugh* o n l y P A N T c a n s u s t a i n m e . I f**cking hate Asia. well, yo… No, don’t record that. I don’t hate Asia. Well, you can get away with it there because, uh… Asia’s just… a place there is no law, and there is uh… crime rife on the street. It’s just a state of anarchy. This is what communism looks like, boys! Don’t let communism win. -I bet it was these damn globalists. *the laugh awakens* Everyone should become a nationalist.
these are on George Soro’s payroll. (one more time) E A T P A N T *laugh wars: the LAUGH jedi* *memes*

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  1. “Asia's just … A place where theres no law"
    meanwhile in the philippines:
    duterte make a law to kill all drug addicts on the streets in public

  2. i want to command you that this question will include my leg and shin armour that also requires a size rope that i will inclue you (a male person with a certant amount of chromosomes) to continuously crunch and let my leg wear slowly slither down your throught and into your stomach continuously being digested by your stomach acids and slowly come out as brown hard liquid or yellow water and slowly taunt your sadness.

  3. Adidas
    Adimas
    Didasa
    Daiads
    Adadas
    Abibos
    Abibag
    Abibas
    Xinertai
    Admlis
    Adadis
    Abcids
    Avivas
    Mockba
    Adivor
    Adididas
    Adidos
    Aile
    Wandanu
    Sdidsa
    SPORTS!

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  5. You shall do thusly to obtain for yourself, whether or not you or I like it …for it is my mission and I have not a choice in the matter… one way or another, whether I deign to hand them to you, or you rip them from off of my person, only a single half of the article of clothing which are said to be comfy and easy to wear by snot-nosed brats, namely, those known by the name "shorts", or really, any covering of the legs, but just that half… PANT… And once in your possession, you shall do to put them into your maw, rend them asunder via your pearly white chompers… to EAT them… and soon they shall become part of you, become one with you, won't that be cool my man?

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