Wait: Is This Video BRANDED?!


(upbeat bouncy music) – Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys! There’s a self-driving car downstairs. I gotta warn you, it judges you based on whatever
location you put into it. But I think I know just the
location to tell it to go. – Fuck you. – What? – This is a branded video. I hate it when companies
try to sneakily make ads starring familiar faces from the internet and then package it like it’s
just a regular funny video. I’ll have no part of your trickery, sir. – What are you talking about? It’s just a silly video about
a judgmental self-driving car. But I think I know just
the place to tell it to go. – Oh come on, dude. Why would you eat Chomp
chips in the course of telling us your plan
if this isn’t branded. And look how awkwardly
you’re holding the bag so you don’t cover the label. – What would the delicious
taste of Chompsky’s chips even have to do with cars? – Nothing, it never has
anything to do with the product. It’s just some half-baked
connection to the tag line, like, Chompsky’s, drive
to the crunch or whatever. Here, I’ll show you an
example on my HTZ Stream Six, the smartphone with the
sharpest screen on the market. – Oh, you’re branded. – [Grant] What?
– [Mike] You’re branded! – [Grant] You’re crazy.
– [Mike] You’re branded. – No, I just like HTZ phones. HTZ, make a connection. – I don’t know, Grant,
that’s pretty suspicious. (sexy guitar music) – Katie. – Guys, come quick, there’s a
self-driving car downstairs. But I gotta warn you, it
judges whatever destination you tell it to go to. Luckily, I’ll be walking,
in my Walker Steppers. (upbeat bouncy music) – God damn it. Which one of you is branded? – Well, it’s not me, I’m no shill. – I bet it’s Grant, he
looks exactly the nut who inexplicably gets the gal
at the end of the ad, right? – [Grant] I say it’s Katie.
– [Katie] What? – No soda is as refreshing
as you made that Splish look. – It’s not me, guys, you
really think Splish soda is gonna let me wear
this T-shirt in an ad? Have you seen the shirt? – Awful. But you know what’s not awful? – What about you, Siobhan. You walked in just as the
comic tension was heightening. Explain yourself. – No, no, no, it’s just a coincidence. I mean, if I was going
to advertise for shoes I would pick something way cooler than these ugly walking boots, although they are very comfortable. – Well, it’s not me. All I know is I’m a loyal costumer of HTZ who appreciates their
sweet, business-ready apps. – I’d say that sounds
weird but honestly Grant you sort of always talk like
you think you’re being filmed. – Mike, what is this? – Nothing, nothing. – Give me that. Oh my God, it’s a contract for a lifetime supply of Chompsky’s. – Accuse! – Okay, cool it. – Alright, you caught me. I’m making a branded video. I wanted all those Chompsky’s for myself. The big, bold crunch
that never lets you down. Now in three brand new flavors. Chilean sea bass,
hollandaise, and pina colada. And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you ad gumshoes. – Can it, bird brain. – Yeah. – Judgmental self-driving
car, take him to jail. – Jail? More like pail. Pail full of chips. (horn beeping)
(laughing) – Wait, jail? – Hey, it’s Grant from College Humor. Click here to subscribe to the channel, click here for more fun stuff– Sorry. Guys, it feels like I’m out, am I out? ‘Cause I can see the top
of the camera, so it’s– Is this better? All right, it feels worse. Okay. Thanks for watching.

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85 thoughts on “Wait: Is This Video BRANDED?!

  1. the video was buffering right at the beginning and it would have been funny if someone just said “no” and the video just ended

  2. I hate these kind of vids good thing i use better phone that helps me get good quality better lighting and face beauty and game mode for gamers out there

  3. This reminds me of the one scene in Wayne’s World where they’re eating food and awkwardly holding it likes it’s promoted

  4. I just realized none of those products are real, so I hate this video less because it isn't branded. Sure I'm typing too much about it, but fortunately with the new Microsoft Surface Ergonomic keyboard my hands won't tire out so easily thanks to it's tailored design perfect with years of ergonomic and customer research.

  5. nice try Buzzfeed, I'm not buying your Judgmental Car, because I always have a Judgmental Washing Machine that judges me based on the clothes I wear.

  6. I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined because I am a person with high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

  7. aww man, this video made me really crave chips, luckily I have my bag of deliciously sour trader joes sea salt and vinegar chips, they never fail to disappoint!

  8. Branded videos suck! Just like constipation. We all get constipated, but with the brand new Clog-Be-Gone, you can drop a log freely.

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    2:14 Alexander: It's nothing nothing
    Jefferson: Let me see that!
    Takes The Reynolds Pamphlet
    Burr, Jefferson, and Madison 2:18

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  11. Plot twist: It seems like they're making a parody of branded videos, but they just found a way to cram 4-5 ad sponsors in one video.

  12. This video looked terrible… but luckily with my new apple headphones the audio is crisp and clean, now in 3 new colours and only working on apple phones 🎧 😎 💖

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