Weekend Update: LaVar Ball on Big Baller Brand – SNL


>>>WELCOME BACK.
THANK YOU. THIS YEAR’S NBA ROOKIE CLASS
FEATURES THE LAKERS NEWEST GUARD LONZO BALL BUT THE ONE THAT’S
BEING DOING THE TALKING, ESPECIALLY ON TV, IS HIS FATHER
LAVAR. HERE TO EXPLAIN THAT IS LAVAR
BALL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>WHOO! YES.
HOW YOU DOING, COLIN? ME, I’M DOING INCREDIBLE.
[ LAUGHTER ] I GOT ONE SON IN THE NBA AND TWO
ON THE WAY. I’M LIKE EARL WOODS, JOE
JACKSON, AND DEENA LOHAN ALL ROLLED INTO ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ] NEVER LOST.
>>WELL, YOU CERTAINLY LIKE TO PROMOTE YOURSELF.
LIKE THIS WEEK, YOU SAID THAT YOU COULD BEAT MICHAEL JORDAN IN
BASKETBALL WITH ONE ARM TIED BEHIND YOUR BACK.
>>YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT! WHILE WEARING A BEEKEEPER SUIT
AND HAMBURGER HELPER GLOVES. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>NOW HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? YOU PLAYED COLLEGE BASKETBALL
AND AVERAGED TWO POINTS A GAME. YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BEAT MICHAEL
JORDAN.>>MAN, DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT
NO MICHAEL JORDAN! YOU AIN’T SEEN WHAT I CAN DO!
LOOK AT ME. I AM EIGHT FEET TALL.
[ LAUGHTER ] I CAN JUMP 20 FEET HIGH.
I ONCE JUMPED OVER A SUPER TARGET.
THIS PAST THANKSGIVING I ATE 100 TURKEYS.
>>YOU DIDN’T EAT 100 TURKEYS.>>THE HELL I DIDN’T.
CAUGHT EVERY TURKEY MYSELF. CHASED THEM DOWN WEARING MY BIG
BALLER BRAND SHOES.>>THAT’S RIGHT, I FORGOT YOUR
SON ALREADY HAS HIS OWN SHOE LINE AND THEY COST $495 A PAIR?
>>THAT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE QUALITY.
THEY’RE MADE OF SOUTH AFRICAN RHINO-SAUCE-RUS HORN.
>>A WHAT HORN?>>RHINO-SAUCE-RUS.
THEY HELP YOU RUN FASTER, JUMP HIGHER, AND KEEP YOUR WILLIE
HARD AS GLASS. HERE YOU GO, COLIN.
>>I DON’T KNOW IF I WANT TO TOUCH THESE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WONDERFUL SHOES, THANK YOU.
>>THAT WILL BE $495.>>I’M NOT PAYING YOU FOR THE
SHOES, YOU JUST GAVE THEM TO ME.>>UH-OH, UH-OH, UH-OH.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] THAT’S OKAY.
THAT’S OKAY. THAT’S THEY’RE ONLY WORTHY OF
LONZO ANYWAY.>>I FEEL LIKE THE EXPECTATIONS
ARE REALLY HIGH FOR LONZO AT THIS POINT.
THE LAKERS ARE EXPECTING HIM TO WIN ROOKIE OF THE YEAR ALREADY.
>>HE’S GOING TO WIN A HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN THAT.
NBA MVP, FINALS MVP, HE’S GOING TO WIN AN ESPY, A GRAMMY, PURPLE
HEART. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND HE’S GOING TO GET BEST TRUCK IN HIS CLASS BY J.D. POWER AND
ASSOCIATES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I GUARANTEE IT. THE LAKERS ARE GOING TO WIN IT
ALL THIS YEAR, LET ME TELL YOU HOW THEY’RE GOING TO DO IT.
JUST START ALL MY KIDS. YEAH, THE STARTING FIVE WILL BE
LONZO, 18-YEAR-OLD LE ANGELO, 15-YEAR-OLD LE MELO AND TWO BOYS
WHO ARE JUST CONCEIVED, LE VITR AND LE D DICKULOUSNESS.
>>BLACK TRUMP, EVERYONE.>>AND SOMEBODY BUY THESE SHOES.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

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100 thoughts on “Weekend Update: LaVar Ball on Big Baller Brand – SNL

  1. He pop locked taking the shoes back!!!!! Priceless๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  2. His was hilarious but why call him black trump at the end? Yโ€™all spend the whole show making fun of him in a funny way but that was just irrelevant and stupid. Other than that great skit

  3. For Lavar Ball I see a future as the new presidential fitness adviser for Trump. In fact he could using the same slogan for 2020. Trump so much winning, Never Loss!!!! LOL

  4. Hey itโ€™s May 2018 now and where the hell is Lavar and his minions now? Not a peep about them tards?

  5. "They help jump higher, run faster and keep your willy hard as glass". ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…

  6. This skit is only funny if you know who Lavar Ball is. Had to watch it twice. I didnโ€™t understand why everyone in the โ€œcrowdโ€ was laughing so hard.

  7. Run faster, jump higher, man I'm not gonna let you scam me, so I took'em shoes and threw them on the ground!

  8. Keenan has been damn funny for a long time, but he M.A.Y. have just grown into the funniest performer on the show.

  9. โ€œBlack Trump everyoneโ€ Had me dying Colin ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  10. I wonder if lavar ball has realized that he is just a huge punch line cuz Keanan impersonation of him isnt really far off from him in real life every thing he says is completely ridiculous in real life dude is an absolute moron

  11. Now that is the craziest Indian giving I have ever seen.. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™‚โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜Š

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